I did the BBC's 2005 online quiz about whether I was a digital citizen or not.
Well, the questions I knew the answers to, I knew.
And some of those I didn't know rather gave it away with their confusers - Christopher Wren has not been designing anything much recently - not since St Pauls and many beautiful churches, and Richard Rogers only does buildings (question 3).
Are we seriously expected not to have heard of them?
The other questions I had no clue about, but undoubtedly most of the information has been superseded over the last 3 years.
My score was 7 and the verdict was "probably still have problems programming the video recorder."
On the contrary.
I don't have a video recorder - or a TV - so I have no problems programming it.
It's not incapacity but lack of interest in almost everything that gets broadcast. (I do watch DVDs on the laptop).
I know the quiz was just a bit of frivolity, but why so insulting?
And, given that most of the information will by now be long out of date, what is it doing on this course anyway?
A classic confusion between the medium (the high tech equipment involved and the no doubt complex skills required to press the right keys on the remote control) and the message (in this case, the drivel that passes for 95% of TV output). Oh well, it's the Beeb so they're probably rather in favour of the drivel they broadcast...
Just call me an old fogey and have done with it - but it doesn't inspire.
Now, where did I put me cosy cardie?